Janez je sumil, da ga žena vara, zato je najel zasebnega detektiva. Ker ni imel dovolj denarja, je poiskal najcenejšega, Kitajca.
Po nekaj dneh dobi pismo:
Most honorable sir!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
